Nubchuck

A cuter way of calling somebody a Noob.

Joanne: Omg I am actually so fucking damn awesome.
Anthony: No. You're a stinkin' Nubchuck.

by aytee May 9, 2011

Nubular spaceship

Rooting from the word Nub, something you say when someone is being a complete nub or doing something extremely stupid.

Me: Dude, you are so riding on the nubular spaceship.

by Lil Dyl Fresh July 27, 2011

Nubbin Snubbed

When a female prevents a fellow female from being plunged. Lady equivalent of a 'cock block.'

"Jeff was going to smash my crotch in but then Tracy told him I was on my period and totally nubbin snubbed me"

by robear August 1, 2012

nubmer

One million dollars

Hey, man you still owe me a nubmer!

by No-one important July 16, 2014

Nubcrastibator

A nub who procrastinates by masturbating.

Mark: Have you finished your essay yet?
David: Nah, I've been a real nubcrastibator lately.

by HalseyHoe April 12, 2015

nubberflubber

A fat person who in a rude fashion rubs his fat on people

Look at that nubberflubber on John!

by BaconNinja15 May 21, 2016

Nubled

The act of chewing on another persons toe.

Me: my toe feels dry
Friend: don't worry it won't once it's been nubled

by Sammywammy October 16, 2016