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Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.
Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."
by Nathan March 1, 2005
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Ninja poop

A poop that sneaks up on you when least expected!
Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.
by proffessor010 April 17, 2011
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Ninja Dog

Black Labrador mixed breed that is of Ninja decent. This animal is tough and has a deadly roundhouse and will not tolerate any nonsense from any person claiming to be DLang. Only 351 known to exist. Original Ninja Dog (still in control) is known to the world as Bob the Dog.
Bob the Dog is a Ninja Dog that can whoop you silly.
by M tyler November 24, 2006
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Ninja attack!

its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!
Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!
by courtney and jeremy!!!!!!!! October 27, 2007
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Ninja Dick

A guy who seems nice, but then turns out to be a dick in the end.
Girl 1: Hey what happened? I thought you were in a relationship.
Girl 2: Yea we broke up because he ended up being a Ninja Dick.
by shorewhore1984 August 1, 2010
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Ninja Jump

Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.
Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!
by hardwarexpert July 28, 2011
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ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth
BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...
by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008
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