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pepperoni nipples

nipples that are too large for the breast. a ratio of too big a nipple to too small of a handful or boob= pepperoni nipple. Another formula for telling whether one has pepperoni nipples or not is how much of the front of the breast is covered by nipple. If it's a large portion, she's got pepperoni nipples.
"Yo, you know that chick in our class with the nice rack? Yeah dude, she's got pepperoni nipples."
by piefreak54 February 14, 2012
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Innie Nipples

A rare condition wherein the nipples, instead of extending away from the body, retract into the body. This condition can be cured by coaxing the nipples out using either a pinch or cold object. This is similar to an innie bellybutton except it takes place on the chestal section.
GOOD GOD! J-Laudy has innie nipples! PUT THEM AWAY!!!
by B-Wardy November 9, 2008
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fudge-nipples

oh fudge-nipples that was my toenail
by M.C. Knowles August 3, 2005
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old man's nipple

Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.
Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!
by Michael Gross July 28, 2003
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screaming nipple syndrome

sns is where your nipples scream simultaneously a blood curdling scream.
this is usually stopped by feeding your nipples tacos.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
mmmmm tacos
she had screaming nipple syndrome until she went to taco bell.
by chasewashere April 9, 2008
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Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis
by Matt January 24, 2004
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NippleJack

NipplieJack can be used as any word in the english laungauge
that nipplejack is a fucker
put that nipplejack away
keep nipplejackin it
that dumb nipplejack cant find his ass from his face
by Dr.J December 10, 2003
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