mustajizz

The watery mustard juice that squirts out of the mustard bottle on the first squirt.

"Eewww gross what is that yellow watery stuff all over my hotdog, oh its just the mustajizz"

by funkymunkeymel April 18, 2008

Mistake

YOU

You're such a mistake.

by zenthon05 October 14, 2016

mustaffa

One who is extremely intelligent, cunning, and down to earth but recognizes his/her weaknesses.

It could be said that Socrates withheld a level of mustaffaness untouchable to others in the sense that he understood that his potential would remain unactualized because he was human and therefore destined to be ignorant.

by Kristoffer ford December 12, 2008

mustard gas

works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.

Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.

by IrishRepublcanArmy January 7, 2004

Mustang

The most bad ass vehicle ever engineered. This car has an incredibly large aftermarket and a huge following. Mustangs can usually be found in your own town burning rice rockets and camaros.

Isn't it interesting that Ford still makes the Mustang and GM quit making F-bodies in 2002!? Oh and Mustangs came out earlier too!!

by nick September 11, 2003

Mustang

Love it or hate it, a car that will make people envy you or want to fuck you. The only sports car left standing after Camaro and Firebird bit the dust. A reason to have an inflated ego and think your one B.A.M.F! Can also make you look 10x sexier/hotter than before.

Guy A: Dude, did you just see that chick?
Guy B: The one that just got out that Mustang?
Guy A: Yeah!
Guy B: She is dog ass ugly!
Guy A: Right now, yeah, but when she was behind the wheel of that Mustang she was smokin'

by BrokeRich March 24, 2009

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008