Cosmic Muffin

A religious icon that refutes the existence of all self serving religious beliefs

Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.

The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him

Im hungry. Its muffin time.

by yomuff November 28, 2011

Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 25, 2003

Raj muffin

A slang word for electronica reggae music.

"Man, that raj muffin performance was amazing! That Jamaican guy can sing!"

by JGarzzzzz January 2, 2010

Muffin Bruiser

When a chicks' is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. Also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.

Holy shit Jason, did you see Tonys' girlfriend? Yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! Yeah, she's a real Muffin Bruiser!

by nosa74 October 30, 2009

Ragger Muffin

Some one you knock up then she does not lose the weight after the baby.

Dude look at that girls mom you better drop her, since her mom looks like a ragger muffin.

by V3r50n January 23, 2011

Krump Muffin

A dance that's so ghetto-ly delicious you can eat it as a meal. A lot like an epileptic seizure. Not to be confused with a crump-stick.

Damn, that girls baking a Krump Muffin on the dancefloor.

by MK & HP April 27, 2011

Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

by Miss Malice December 14, 2008