mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Rocky Mountain penguins

Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.

Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?

by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020

Rice Patties on a Mountain

Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.

I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”

by Ottawa-bro August 11, 2022

Mountain load giver

A mountain of a man, that leaves huge loads when he drops them, balls so big he is bowlegged, dick so big, its beat the side out of his ACL, (notice the knee brace)...rain, snow, sleet, hail, this man will drop his mountain of a load anywhere he wants, on man woman or child( thirsty Thursdays anything goes!!!)

Yo shane? U see that bitch with the mushroom print on her forehead?, the mountain load giver,must have dropped that package already!!!

by Lilrichard123 January 16, 2022

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head

Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.

by He him chichi May 15, 2022

The Mountain Bandit Broil

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.

"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."

by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021