Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Rachel Sunmers September 25, 2021

Honky monster

A white mans large dick noun

He showed his honky monster to her.

by Txpud63 March 9, 2020

Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

Monster Smash

Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard

"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."

by Sush God October 11, 2016

Penis Monster

a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke

I went downstairs and saw the penis monster

by ftfyghunjinhbygvutfcrdyfvgybhk June 1, 2020

sus monster

a guy who rizzes a girl in a really odd, awkward and irregular way; an awkward and spooky charecter; creature like person

My friends lover is such a sus monster.

by papapoopiesmurf10 November 20, 2022