A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.
"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
by Miwotic November 17, 2020
Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.
Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
by Work Head December 02, 2018
The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
by Goshma Ballsich November 15, 2013
I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.
by Balke2 July 02, 2014
by Suh_connor March 10, 2016
Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.
by rockkid June 27, 2011
An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana
Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!
by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013