Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010

barbarian monkey

Someone who is annoying or not intelligent.

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.

by Cory Staats June 2, 2014

Cheeba Monkey

One who frequently smokes marijuana. Mentioned in the movie PCU.

Tell those Frisbie-chucking cheeba monkeys to get this right.

by rolltide55 April 3, 2010

Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent

That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree

by Chernoybl June 17, 2018

Peace monkey

A substitute word for "God"

Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".

Be good for the peace monkey's sake!!!

by GKDR2 March 5, 2019

slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.

"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*

by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014

mag monkey

When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.

A mag monkey hates derringers.

by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023