MILF

the word milf is the defintion of carters mother,

when you see her you say " oh look at that milf"

by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70

bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah

by stormilovessapnap my tiktok December 13, 2021

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023

Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012

milf

me in a couple of years.

i'm gonna be such a milf - then you'll be a motherfucker.

by milf102 February 13, 2022

milf

Jack’s mum

wow Karen’s a milf

by milfman January 31, 2022