Literally the Literallest

When something is easily understandable and verifiable, and you don't need to explain its meaning, you call it "literally the literallest".

Drinking chocolate milk is literally the literallest. There's nothing you can't understand here.

by HighStarDrag February 28, 2023

Literarisch

German word for “literally” but not literally.

“Emma is literarisch the best at making up words”
“Omg literarisch!”

by Bennibunny June 29, 2023

Literal Nazi

Noun. A member of the infamous National Socialist movement that gained control of Germany in the 1930s to 1940s. Not to be confused with “nazi”, which is what left-leaning minds call everything that makes them uncomfortable.

The Canadian parliament (Trudeau included) praised a literal Nazi the other day, while they took a break from denouncing all the nazis.

by Wordsmitherine September 28, 2023

commodity literature

Any form of writting with the sole intention of generating money, usually by exploiting current social and or market trends.

Commodity literature;
Tween novels, ie Twightlight series, Harry Potter series
Romance novel, ie anything with Fabio Lanzoni featured on the cover

by Eric shoemem January 10, 2012

urbanary literate

Someone who actually uses the Urban Dictionary's word of the day, and then expects everyone else to know what they are talking about.

OMG THAT IS SO *insert word of the day here*!!!
Why is everyone staring at me?! I'm simply urbanary literate!

by nightlover November 3, 2012

hard literature

Any piece of literature that is very addictive, keeping the reader from putting it down. It can also make the reader immediately want to buy the next volume in a series, if more exist.

"My friend loaned me the first books in the Transmetropolitan series and the Preacher series; they're so friggin' cool, I need to read more!"

"I know, that's some hard literature."

by commonflux November 29, 2012

Cleveland Literature

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.

Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.

by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013