Cynthia Light

The sealed, waterproof lighting fixture commonly used in a walk-in shower.

The Cynthia light was on a 20 minute timer.

by golfspirit June 2, 2018

Light wallet

You don’t have your v card

“ I have a light wallet cause I lost my v card”

by B6o9b June 4, 2018

Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

blue light hitch hike

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic

Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here

by 01209 July 26, 2018

Klieg Light

(Verb) To unexpectedly put someone in the spotlight. Put someone on the spot.

I don't mean to klieg light you, but did you steal that?

by KBeta68 September 24, 2018

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

Gods Light

The sexual act where a man is standing over his women after fucking her hellish anus and immediately ejaculates in both eyes.

AAron fucked Dee-nice last night and she said she saw Gods Light!

by YeetoToipeedo June 18, 2019