Before we go on with this definition, yes, it is typed out by a conservative (I am Gen Z). There are two kinds of liberals that I and most people will encounter in this generation.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
See that liberal over there? Hes a badass, fighting against government censorship with his cool suit.
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
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