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Land O Lakes

A stupid little redneck town in central Florida full of southeners and assholes. Theyre are 2 high schools. One is great, the other sucks badly. You decide which one. Sure, theyre are a few decentish people, but in general, this place is a shit-hole full of potheads and redneck old pople that will stare you down from out of their truck blasting Tim McGraw as you walk down the street. If you are reading this and just happen to live here, leave and never come back. You might just get shot by the jerk who hunts out of hunting season, or might get run over by an f-150
LOL LAND O LAKES IS A FUCKING REDNECKS
by iknowthetruth111111111111111 October 15, 2011
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lakers

A team that just keeps winning. Thier team consists of two men: A mutant named "project shaq" and a rapist called kobe. then there are a bunch of extras to take up space.
they fucking suck. good thing kobe is going to jail. the lakers aint gonna be shit after that.
by ballskac June 11, 2004
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Storm Lake, Iowa

Nuff said! Storm Lake, Iowa...cause you know you looked it up to laugh!
by baggidity gonghead October 23, 2011
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Lake Worth, Florida

A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and
Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.

Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
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bonney lake

A small suburb of Seattle
Known for being a highway town
Filled to the brim with coffee places, gas stations and fast food resturaunts.
A place that shuts down at 9 PM promptly every night.
"Where do you live?"
"Bonney Lake"
"You mean that shithole that closes after dark?"
"That's the one"
by Bethanny June 26, 2008
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Detroit Lakes

The most boring town you'll ever live in. Great vacation town due to its many lakes in the area. But the school is full of a bunch of two faced people. Most people who live here want to get the heck out of the town as soon as they can. Thousands of tourists throughout the summer though, especially over the fourth of July. Also the hosting town of WE Fest.
"Hey, let's get a lake cabin in Detroit Lakes, great vacation town!"

"Detroit Lakes is full of so many two faced people, as soon as I graduate, I'm getting the fuck out of here."
by pinkandfluffffay August 16, 2011
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Moses Lake

Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get grounded for life, come here.
Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna fuck her.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.

Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.
by WRL.ML. October 14, 2011
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