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Liberal

A fucking retard Joe Bidens ass out here running our country get this guy a pillow he needs to take a nap
Your a liberal retard
by Samblack123 January 25, 2022
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Liberance

Noun: The feeling of being free of or liberated from something especially social conventions, traditional ideas, imprisonment, slavery, or debt.
She was finally free of her student loans and the sweet liberance she felt drove her to tears.
by TiffaniDAnomaly January 1, 2022
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Liberal

Before we go on with this definition, yes, it is typed out by a conservative (I am Gen Z). There are two kinds of liberals that I and most people will encounter in this generation.

Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.

Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
See that liberal over there? Hes a badass, fighting against government censorship with his cool suit.

Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
by R3publican September 1, 2022
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liberalitis

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.
My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.
by Jake4260 October 17, 2023
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liberal

Not the same as leftist, but very similar to conservatism
Person 1: Are you a liberal
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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Liberal Words

The top Google result (as of November 2020) for this post's namesake.

Titled "Left-Speak : a glossary of terms", it's a strawman of a "liberal" in which the terms "socialist", "progressive", "leftist" and "liberal" are used interchangeably.

In it, "racist" is defined as "anyone who has decided that individuals should be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

The quote from MLK Jr is used here ironically, to point out apparent liberal hypocrisy. The entry (rather, all the entries, of which there are 77) is a projection of what the OP believes a "liberal" would mean when they speak. This entry continues with a heavily misconstrued explanation of "intersectionality".

Considering that the US is the *only first world country* where health care isn't universally accessible ("Universal Healthcare" is defined as , Specifically, a means by which you would be obliged to support or tolerate a certain political party or doctrine in order to save your very life") and given the many references to the US constitution, Left-speak was likely written by an American conservative.
"If you parse their sentences, the speech of the Left can be at times befuddling unless you understand their unique usage of terms. So that you may better understand (liberal words) Left-speak in the future, I offer the following glossary... You might want to print this and keep it on-hand for those times when you are unable to avoid (liberal words) Left-speak. "
by Mickey from Minnesota November 7, 2020
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Brunei Borneo Liberation Party

The Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is dedicated to advocating for the restoration of Sabah and Sarawak to Brunei, with a primary focus on the Borneo region. The party's main goals include fostering a democratic movement that seeks to peacefully reclaim the historically significant territories of Sabah and Sarawak, which were previously part of Brunei. The party aims to engage in diplomatic efforts and international dialogue to address historical grievances and promote the rights of the people in the region. Additionally, the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is committed to championing the principles of autonomy, self-determination, and the right to determine one's political destiny, with the ultimate objective of ensuring a fair and just resolution for the people of Borneo. Free Sabah and Sarawak from Malaysia!
Ahmad: Bro have you heard of the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party?
Abdullah: Yeah man, I respect their cause and I feel I want to join them.
Ahmad: Me too bro.
by Hamba Tuhan Maha Esa November 13, 2023
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