kyle shittenhoused

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

Raging Kyle

Raging Kyle

Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.

Man that girls got bare back you get me. Man's gunna raging Kyle that shoortie.

by Foreverst0ned-FozzieB3ar September 7, 2022

Kyle Nguyen

A guy with a baby face who never stops smiling. He towers of the average man at a whopping 5' 3''. You will often find him exclaiming phrases especially statements like WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! and BROO THIS IS TOO EASY!!

Guy 1: Yo do you know Kyle Nguyen
Guy 2: That lost child in the newspaper?
Kyle Nguyen: WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!!!

by florkiewicz October 23, 2022

Pickled Kyle

When you shoot a whole dill pickle out of your anus with such force that it apon impact creates a fist sized hole in the dry wall.

After returning home from the grocery store with her vlassics she was so excited she pickled kyled the living room.

by MotherPugger69 May 18, 2022

Kyle Traynor

Someone who is a general all round weirdo and charged sex offender

That guy is a real Kyle traynor, an absolute weirdo

by Nora127 March 10, 2022

Kyle Lake

A Gentleman,a scholar,and a pimp

Benjamin Franklin really was a kyle Lake.

by Einsteinsenstien April 16, 2022