Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.
by badluckfrog July 18, 2022

by topbinsonly May 13, 2024

Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024

random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018

"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021

"What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023

by Meikodroo February 24, 2021
