Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon

Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are

by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022

House Keys

A term that refers to a nipple peircing

Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?

by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025

Key

The kid who can be your friend but gets mad easily. Also gets made fun of, usually depressed in the inside. But happy on the outside some people understand Key but some don’t. The friends who understand his feelings are true friends.

Key can be your friend.

by JuSt A dEpreSSeD RanDOM January 7, 2018

Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation

A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys

by flvmil July 23, 2025

Skeleton Key

When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.

Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!

by schmuck1015 April 3, 2022

Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.

Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”

by DugWater March 5, 2021

Keys

It’s over or done or you can’t NEW YORK SLANG YALL WOULDN'T GET

“bro it keys I can’t go”

by Dissydick96 June 4, 2019