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goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies
He's a goon jockey that bloke.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

When you are sitting on your significant others back while digging them down, and you push into the g-spot making them bawk bawk bawk like a chicken, as well as making them flop like a seal bouncing around. This is mostly used in sex tribes within Central Africa.
Austin: What were you doing last night?
Lincoln: Me and Katie were doing the Chicken Jockey all night!
by nebulous_nebu May 27, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A chicken jockey is when, a midget mounts and rides a cock, while making zombie noises
You dirty slut, you act ljke a chicken jockey
by therealtor May 29, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A word when said in a theatre will cause absolute chaos
"they want me to fight a chicken?" "CHICKEN JOCKEY"
by sillywillythethird May 30, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

The scene in the Minecraft movie my local movie theater skipped to prevent all the iPad kids there from screaming.
Thank god my movie theater skipped the Chicken Jockey scene, those janitors really need a break.
by NonsenseRoaster June 24, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

Originated in the game Minecraft, a rarely spawning mob that consists of a chicken, and a baby zombie riding on it.
Gained some infamy when A Minecraft Movie's trailers were initially being revealed. Jack Black yelled "Chicken Jockey" after one appeared on screen, and people made fun of it. Other things in the trailers were made of, but this one eventually snowballed to being the most popular one.
Eventually turned into a sort of brainrot, with people forgetting the original context of making fun of the movie, and simply sharing it because it was the funny thing to share.
By the time the movie came out, several people, (still a large minority, though) did very extreme things in the theater when the Chicken Jockey scene came on, as an act of "irony". This included but was not limited to, standing and cheering, and throwing popcorn and soda, and simply saying "Chicken Jockey" in unison. The most extreme example was someone who had brought a live chicken into a theater.
Was eventually used in further advertising for the Minecraft Movie as it came to streaming services, even referencing the incident of bringing a live chicken into the theater.
Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!
Entire Theater: *solid 30 seconds of applause*
by Anthony Hotel June 25, 2025
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Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
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