Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.

I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job

by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018

Jim

A nice person who you can talk to about what you want. Jim makes you feel at easy and makes you smile he is one of the kindest persons you'll ever meet. If you meet a Jim, you treasure him. If you see a Jim having a problem you give him a hug. He is a lovely person who deserves love and affection. He is also a loyal and trustworthy friend to hold dear.

Jim is a good noodle.

by ProfessorDrShellky November 23, 2017

jim

the biggest thing you will ever see its the biggest shlong

jim has a big shlong

by jimmnetron June 7, 2022

Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

by Vaffangool February 7, 2018

Jim Jones

A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also wanted to create a congregation where everyone (all walks of life and backgrounds) was welcome, which sounds good in a pretentious way, though reality is never quite the utopia it seems to be in someone's imagination.

The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming more and more like that of Jim Jones, where nobody could question (or stand up to) her without getting arrested for being a hater, but meanwhile she could laugh at everyone else and live by double standards of her own while teasing everybody else about theirs when nobody was watching, and that was fine. Everybody else's authoritie could be questioned but hers.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

Jim Pickens

The person who created god

"Let there be"
-Jim Pickens

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

Jimming it

The process of waiting to ask out someone because they are in a serious relationship. Based off of the TV show, The Office, where a main character, Jim, waits until his future soulmate is out of a relationship to ask her out

"Hey man u gonna ask her out this weekend"
"Nah man she's dating Roy right now, I'm Jimming it till then"
"All right I gotchu"

by PoopButt July 1, 2016