Jason carver

an absolute bitch with a good actor

This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things

Then he split in half and died

Bob: "I feel like I am gonna split in half"
Kevin: "like jason carver?"

by Luke124 July 16, 2022

dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".

I put the data in a dot jason file.

by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022

Jasoned

When dating or being engaged to a man who is already married but is also dating many women behind his wifes back.

Ive been jasoned

by Wendy mary 75 January 29, 2021

Jason O

The most chihuahua like man alive, reminds all the Hispanics about their rat dogs.

That chihuahua looks just like Jason o

by JasonOmakesmehorny October 31, 2023

jason

fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.

jason is fake lol

by not allison lol September 30, 2020

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason

A big nosed fuck with blue hair

Ethan:howl Jason

Jason: aye mate

Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher

Jason: I know, thank you my king

by King of all kings November 27, 2018