JP

absolute cunt

"yo did u see jp"?, "no hes an absolute cunt"

by Stuka_Strika March 14, 2020

JP

A JP stands for a Jewish Princess. In the US they usually say JAP (Jewish American Princess) but us Jews in the uk feel left out.

She’s such a JP omg did you see how she was over reacting when she had to use the train!

by Jewish girl April 7, 2020

JP

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020

Jpenis

Jpenis is a god sent by the send gods. He is the life that keep on sending. Make sure to be prepared to send it with him at all times. Molly, coke, E, wine, rum, beer, you name it he will do it. no weed tho unless he's obliterated.

I hope Jpenis is with me in todays send, amen!

by Jpwillsendit April 15, 2020

JP Lit

A literal god.

Yoooooooo what’s good JP Lit

by Arandomuser69 April 20, 2020

jp

Just pooping

Hey I thought jp was just playing

No it’s just poopin

by The_lag_is_real June 29, 2020

JPizzal

Just that nigga

He got my back, I got his back. He is a JPizzal

by Brolitterally anythingelse August 16, 2020