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Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.
Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS
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