Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
Get the Alp Tunamug. by Kweenweis May 3, 2018
Get the Tuna flappingmug. A Tuna Vulture is a man or a group of men who flock around a single woman in an attempt to eat out her stank pussy, or to have sex. This usually involves an ugly ass girl who looks on the brink death (smell included) and a pair of several desperate men who had not had sex or a pussy to eat out in a very long time.
The woman sat down at the cafeteria for lunch and the Tuna Vultures immediately took the seats around her.
by LVTK January 7, 2011
Get the Tuna Vulturemug. Similiar to getting catfished or catfishing. Getting tuna flopped is when you meet someone online for the purposes of sex or romance but the other party’s intent is solely to rob you or do something else nefarious to you, usually when you’re in a compromising position. Similiar to fishing when the fish is baited and pulled out of the water and is then flopping around on the deck while the fishermen high five.
Bob got tuna flopped last night when he met a girl online and she stole his wallet while he was in the shower.
The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.
Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.
The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.
Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.
by But Sects November 29, 2024
Get the Tuna Floppedmug. When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
Get the Tuna Sandwichmug. by Moistpancakes November 27, 2023
Get the Tuna Cakemug. The term usually encompasses the entire vagina however has often been noted to just mean the interior of the female genitalia
"Hey David did you root 'er?"
"Oh man. I took the beef boat from dry dock to deep tuna waters and got lost at sea"
"Oh man. I took the beef boat from dry dock to deep tuna waters and got lost at sea"
by Jimmmmy October 3, 2006
Get the Tuna Watersmug.