irish carnival

The brain of the dumbest, most incompetent individual you know. Such a stupid mind that nothing they say makes sense or nothing they do is cool or exciting.

"Man, my idiot friend Jake's mind is such an Irish Carnival. He literally can't read, write ,or spell."

by voneman May 2, 2017

Lemon Irish Detonator

A hard lemon drink that is composed of one of two combinations of liquor depending on region. It is a shooter of sorts and its purpose is to seem more potent than it actually is, thus the "Lemon". It is however rather exotic in taste and will get you pretty smashed without caution.

West Coast:

2 Parts Lemonade
1 Part Irish Whiskey
1 Part Vodka
1 Dash of ground Cayenne Pepper
1 Dash of ground Cinnamon

East Coast:

2 Parts lemonade
1 Part American Whiskey
1 Part Gin
1 Dash of ground Cayenne Pepper
1 Dash of ground Cinnamon

Hey Charlie lets go flip some LIDs (Lemon Irish Detonator) at the pub.

by El Dante May 29, 2009

irish holy water

Whiskey manufactured in Ireland

Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Irish Morphine

When someone is giving a parter oral sex, while ejaculating pull out and mushroom stamp them on the forehead causing them to numb.

Oral Sex ajkfap;lusfja;flkj;aj Fuck Fuck Irish Morphine

by Aaron and cody March 10, 2007

irish moss drink

A crappy jamacian drink that is supposed 2 make you hyper and giveb you a boner. I found both to be false

Jamacian: Eh mon, dat irish moss drink gave meh a raging boner booyyyyyyy!
Jamacian 2 :u i be impotent boyyyy!!!!!!
Jamacian: OHHHH NOO BOMBACLOT!!!!!

by edward penishands February 15, 2008

irish catholic fetish

when you orgasm ten times harder because a girltold you to get her pregnant

'cum in me'
"no you'll get pregnant"
'my parents will take care of it'
"holy canoli i came so much because i have that irish catholic fetish"

by thommyw October 29, 2020

Irish Chair Bomb

Works best in the office and requires impecable timing. On the day after a great, gassy meal --for instance Corned beef and cabbage and a case of beer.... with a side of spicy sausage--wait for an unsuspecting person to leave their seat. At that time, carefully, sneak into their chair and bequeath a steaming load of hot anal vapors directly into its cushion and return to your desk. When the person returns and sits back down they will detinate the "Irish Chair Bomb."

1. When my nose-hairs started to burn, I knew I was a victim of an Irish Chair Bomb.
2. Travis Irish Chair Bombed me today and I almost fucking puked.

by Tricky. VA Beach, VA January 22, 2005