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Internetual

Internetual: anything reffering or pertaining to the internet.

Usually used as an adjective to describe a noun.
Example 1: Internetual culture
Example 2: Internetual habbits
Example 3: Internetual sex
Example 1:
Arcangel: Dude, I met this hawt girl online. Shes bosnian too.
JaJa: Wow, your such a noob. Probally met her on wow you sexual predator.
Arcangel: Nooo, it was on a lesbian chat room. I showed her my thingy and she showed me hers. She was very sexual enducing.
JaJa: I voted for no underage Internetual Sex. You queerdo, thats just wrong.

Example 2:
Det. Stabler: Olivia we gotta crack this mofo down, I heard he's an internetual sex predator.
Det. Benson: Oh noes, call a hacker team to the scene of the crime and have them do a search for him
Det. Stabler: For that, we need his alias.
Det. Benson: His alias is "ArcAngel99"
Det. Stabler: Got it, thanks.
by Rodolfo S.J, September 11, 2006
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introretrogestion

A mode of eating popularized by Eric Cartman highlighted by jamming food into the rectum and deficating out of the mouth instead of vice versa. Eric won a $20 bet with his Jew-friend Kyle for proving that introretrogestion is humanly feasible.
Popcorn is one food that would be difficult to eat using introretrogestion.
by Condor September 22, 2006
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internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008
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intwine

The state of an object where it is dismantled, tackled, or divided violently by a person into proportions that are no longer a threat. This reaction is usely used in response to a simple and sometimes justified event that one feels unfair or unwanted. This word is never used to the persons face but is often told to a third party who agrees with the event. Also known as "in half"
Jim dosent study, and so he fails the test. Outraged, he tells sarah "Man Mrs. Dranrab gave me a 62 on that test! She better fix that grade before I rip her intwine.", but sarah feels jim should have studied.
by 3rdStSaintsRow June 16, 2008
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Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.
Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.
by Adredi April 18, 2009
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intik

"You are intik".
" Intik 2tic".
by Yazid!! November 30, 2009
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Intestine Job

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels
hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job
by efvbsfdrvsfdebgerdscadsbfvdasv December 1, 2010
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