school chair

A really really really inappropriate euphemism.

"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"

by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013

chair

It's got four legs and you sit on it....but it's not a couch.

I shall now go and sit upon this o' so lovely chair of mine.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023

Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Cuck Chair

A chair that a cuck sits on when hes watching his girl being ass fucked

Bernardo: Yoooo eric is that your cuck chair

by EIRCKKCKOBJNILF July 24, 2025

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023

Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.

Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020

The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022