Idiot

You <3

You're an idiot

by crowcream December 17, 2016

Idiot

Someone WHO DOESENT Get I'M THE FUCKING PAYLOAD

why cant this fucking idiot get on the payload

by Ant720 January 11, 2017

idiot

A stupid person

example of idiot is juana

by anonymous524567282789438744527 May 17, 2016

idiot check

To look the wrong way on a one way street when parallel or angle parking to make sure those idiots who drive the wrong way, don't hit you.

I was pulling out of the mall, but I had to do an idiot check because you know how those female drivers are.

by Brian Tsai October 23, 2005

Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

idiot mark

The name that is often given to a tattoo that an inked individual later regrets in life. An idiot mark is also something one does that leaves a permanent mark, scar, or disfigurement such as caused by setting themselves on fire with a flame thrower, or doing the eraser challenge.

(My grandfather speaking) You know what this is pointing to arm ? This is my idiot mark. I got it while I was in the Navy and I've regretted it ever since.

( Parent to child ) I've warned you about the eraser challenge, and now you'll have a permanent idiot mark for the rest of your life.

by Daniel H. B. February 7, 2018

Idiotic people

Everybody is an idiotic person including the writer of this.

idiotic people: I AM AN IDIOITIC PERSON!!!

by Namedefinitionteller May 4, 2021