Newbury Park High School

A high school in southern california. It boasts an International Baccalaureate program which is overrated. The students in the program act like elitists and snobs to everyone who isn't. At Newbury Park High, if you aren't taking at least Half IB classes and aren't getting straight As you aren't going to college according to IB students. Every now and then there is a phenomenal athlete who goes to a D1 school but other than that every sports team that makes it to CIF has lost in either of the first 2 rounds. Some of the guys try to act like bad-asses but none of the fights last longer than 10 seconds. As some describe it, the students don't care enough to start fights. The students at NP are all smart (except the burnout stoners), the difference is how much the student doesn't care. The really smart IB kids care a lot but they are a small minority, the smart kids in AP don't care enough to do IB and are just in it for the extra boost on their GPA and the dumb are still smart but don't care enough to apply themselves. This is probably due to the safe and protective atmosphere where parents don't let their children leave Newbury Park's borders at night for fear of the outside world.

A- "Where do you go to school?"
B- "Newbury Park High School"
A- "Is it fun??"
B- "... no"

by boredpanther September 18, 2010

Bedford High School

A place where teenagers, spend 4 years of their life takin it up the ass.

Mom can I not go to bedford high school today? My ass is still sore from the last math class with Mr.Sheil

by BHSSucks231 December 10, 2009

Colonie Central High School

Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.

The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.

Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.

In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.

The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.

The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!

I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.

by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010

College Park High School

Rival to the Woodlands High School and Oak RIdge. Mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. The pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. If you aren't in the Academy of Science and Technology, good luck because you're on your own. Nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having sex. The assistant principals' sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. The school food is shit, so if you don't want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. The teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. There is a self-titled "Relevant Group" that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. Also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the Mexican 'gangs'.

Person 1: Hey, you know that school College Park High School?

Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!

Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.

Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.

by woodlands inhabitant October 9, 2016

Lovejoy High School

A school in Texas full of Mormons, snobby rich white kids, an incredible lack of diversity and racists. Lovejoy High School is the school where the drug dealers are best friends with the principle and everyone's parents are cousins.

Billy. Did I hear that some black and Hispanic kids go to Lovejoy High School?
Bob. Nah, only rich white kids go there

Bob. Now, let's go shoot up some animals

by BronieSlayler69 January 3, 2017

Lowell High School

A high school located in San Francisco, CA. Academically, it is the best public high school in San Francisco, and one of the best public high schools in the country. Offering several A.P classes, the students have a reputation for being studious and competitive. Although there are all kinds of students at Lowell, suffice it to say that most are very much focused.

Jon: I'm taking 5 A.P classes! I can't go out this weekend...
Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...
Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.

by TheOneFromLowell August 30, 2005

NorthWood High School

Located in the town of Nappanee, which is the home of Amish. The school has a goat raping vice principle and it is where his daughter and her friends can get away with everything.

*Four goats released into NorthWood High School numbered 1,2,3, and 4*
Oh, Hey! There's 1,2, & 4. Where's 3?!
*Located in V.P.'s Office*

by Amish Cracker January 9, 2011