hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!

by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009

Hockey Mom

When an aging MILF rests her sagging chest on someone's head.

"Dude, you were so drunk last night at the bar that some lady totally hockey momed you."

by Sarah Palin October 21, 2008

Ham Hock

Cockney rhyme for cock

The bitch jumped on my ham hock

by wthompson87 August 15, 2008

air hockey

when the person to which you are tossing a salad farts and shoots a piece of shit into your mouth and SCOOORRREEESSS!!!

"I didn't mean to play air hockey Bill, but you've got me so relaxed I could not control myself."

by familyguy April 26, 2005

hockessin

goddamn hockessin is getting bad... wtf you cant even walk to wawa at 2 in the morning w/o a close encounter with a butt raping.. i wish it was the way it used to be when u could walk newhere w/o getting stolen or something like that cuz i wanna go to fuckin wawa in peace for once cuz that hasnt happend in a long time.. and the cops stop u everywhere u go and that ruins my time scheduel

Miss. F we almost got buttraped on our way to get our daily sandwiches at wawa!

by sweet March 8, 2005

hochimama

term used to express surprise and disbelief, especially regarding how cool or epic something is.

hochimama, i had no idea your friend was that smokin' hot!

by max m power August 6, 2006

hocake

An insulting term to use toward a female.
Personally i use it like basterd but for a girl.

p1: u like that girl
p2: Na shes a hocake

by Prin's roomate September 28, 2005