fat got fingered

When a conversation sucks and you just want to walk away or change to topic

"My aunt was cleaning her trunk and her cat was eating some wiskas..."

"Yea, fat got fingered"

"Sorry?"

"fuggetit"

by Kortstreetsackwak March 06, 2006

got wet feet

Being in serious trouble.

Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?

by armn_ July 04, 2006

You've Got Mail

Based off of the Tom Hanks film, when two people in relationships like each other, they have mail.

Guy One " Dude shes hotter than my girlfriend."
Guy Two " Dude You've got mail"

by Bac100 June 17, 2011

Got Randal-ed

Being treated in a highly treacherous or treasonous fashion; be the subject of highly unprofessional behaviour for no good reason

"Wow, my boss really lost it on me for no reason...I mean, I really got randal-ed."

by Rrian_lb December 16, 2005

freddy got fingered

The worst movie in the world. Plot was completely retarded. Tom Green is obnoxious and stupid. This movie is great if you want to kill yourself.

Tom Green should not be allowed to make movies such as freddy got fingered.

by Tomaz1 July 17, 2006

Got Any Grapes?

Asked by the Duck from The Duck Song in the most retarded and gayest way possible.

The Duck said to the man RUNNIN' THE STAND: "hey *bumbumbum* got any grapes?"

by Palogon June 27, 2016

I got grapes

A phrase that one says to someone. meaning you have Extremely potent weed.

Gules: Aye man i got grapes!!!!!!
Daniel: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by peter new man May 01, 2006