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Goblin Style

When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.
Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.

Person 2: damn hope she's okay.
by Mogiew July 22, 2022
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Vape Goblin

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.
Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
by Good-day166 September 12, 2022
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Pepsi Goblin

A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.
Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job
by Ben Grove May 26, 2024
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sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
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Green Goblin

When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.
Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”
by Drc3 June 1, 2022
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Golden Goblin

A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.
I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month
by boogerjones July 9, 2023
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Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
by Troll200 August 17, 2023
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