Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

by teejones February 14, 2010

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Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

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get into a rut

Fig. in a type of boring habitual behavior.

My life has gotten into a rut.

I try not to get into a rut.

by vectoria December 8, 2016

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get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

by PyrorockingALEX December 12, 2007

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get stoopid

A summer phenomenon popular in New York City's outer boroughs (Brookyln, Queens, and the Bronx especially)wherein neighbors hang out on stoops or fire escapes, putting a buzz on and talking with neighbors.

John: "You going into the city tonite?"

Jeff: "Nah, I think I'm just gonna hang in the 'hood, see who's around and get stoopid."

by Greg ONeill October 22, 2008

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Getting skins

To obtain a sexual gift from a female.

Zac: Hey Mitch, what did you do with Sarah last night?
Mitch: That's personal, why do you care?
Zac: You got skins didn't you
Mitch: Yeah, I was getting skins, what of it
Zac: My man

*handshake and dap up

by mitchgetsthebitch April 5, 2017

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