german surprise

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

by James Cook August 31, 2006

german ski-slope

the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face

dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.

dude #2: High five, mein freund!

by Sugardaddy T February 26, 2008

German armpits

Unshaved (to say the least) armpits, refers particularly to the unshaved armpits of a woman.

"Lykomg! Did you SEE Julia Roberts' German armpits!?"

by Claire December 25, 2005

germanian hobknob

a word used when you are trying to attack someone but dont know what to say

you are a freakin germanian hobknob

by eaglesfan1013 June 12, 2009

Germamel

person who looks like a cross between a geraffi and a camel

Tony the germamel

by germamel May 24, 2010

Germalian

Someone who's ethnicity is Half German, Half italian. Or Consisting mainley of German & itlian.

My Dads German, My Mums Italian, that makes me a Germalian

by Hollyy' MaliBu March 20, 2011

German Wings

Experiencing German culture on an extreme basis

Griff goes on a dirty day trip to Stuttgart and flicking his hair at all and sundry until the desired, inevitable seduction act takes place. Probably in or around his Smart Car. He gains his German wings

by the ultimate oracle January 13, 2012