A creature of unknown origin that single handedly causes mischeif with his bag o' tricks. He is the less popular of the goblin trio, also including the green and the hob goblins. The Goobily Gobily Goblin has hardly ever been seen and is notorious for yelling the phrase "Goobily Gobily" as he runs away. He wears shorts no shirt and a signature Goobily hat. If you have seen the Goobily Gobily Goblin, then it is already too late, GOOBILY GOBILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barbra: and now over to you Tim!
Tim: Thanks Boobra. We now take you to the chilling documentary of a creature so despicable that it's dispicable how dispicabley dispicable he is.
(documentary plays) This is the last known image of the Goobily Gobily Goblin! "Goobily Gobily!!!!!!!!!"
Tim: Thanks Boobra. We now take you to the chilling documentary of a creature so despicable that it's dispicable how dispicabley dispicable he is.
(documentary plays) This is the last known image of the Goobily Gobily Goblin! "Goobily Gobily!!!!!!!!!"
by Clobber797 September 7, 2010
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Get the godliness mug.This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.
This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
Get the Googling Facebook mug.A small evil individual who preys on lesbians when they have had too much alcohol. Will also prey on cats, puppies and fluffy rabbits, as it is recognised pussy goblins enjoy the sensation of fur against their skin. Tend to have no permenant residence, instead choosing to live a transient lifestyle to allow them to get away with their repulsive predatory deeds for as long as possible.
STOP!! Freeze Pussy Goblin, you are hearby being arrested for the molestation of three small, defenceless rabbits, intoxicating four lesbians and doing despicable things to them. Also drawn to the list of charges is your tom peepery of small puppies relieving themselves against trees. Anything you say may be.......etc.
by Kittybum July 22, 2009
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Get the Goblin mug.1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)
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OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!
AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!
OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!
AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!
by J July 22, 2003
Get the Ass Goblin mug.Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm
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