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1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.
2) A girl who is your friend.
by Mike September 8, 2006
Get the non-girlfriend mug.The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......
Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?
Girl: Yes, master...
Girl: Yes, master...
by dz.vdv September 14, 2008
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by Lance Romance1 September 15, 2008
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Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.
by Mr Right1111112 October 15, 2008
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