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Ghost turd

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009
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ghost ride

Yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture.
Damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride.
by Thra11 August 20, 2006
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Going Ghost/Goin Ghost

Leaving; Exiting a Group Or a Room.
Man, This Party iS Wack, iM Going Ghost/Goin Ghost
Or:
The Cops Comin Through? iight. iM Ghost.
by Tifani January 13, 2008
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Ghost Bulge

When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.
"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"

"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."
by Daaaaaaaawg May 2, 2010
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Ghost poop

When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.

The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.
"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"
by Whelp September 19, 2011
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ghost ridin

Once again u cats tried and failed......
Ghost ridin or doin tha Creedy-bo(R.I.P.)
is when u LEAVE the car in gear but u slow down enough to walk or dance next to your car or hop on top of the hood,roof, or trunk and let Casper drive
Brah I seen u on E.14 ghost ridin tha scrape thang

Boi tha sideshow was yankin!!!! Cats was in tha hyphy train ghost ridin and hella shit till them people started comin
by B Hefna April 5, 2008
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Ghost ride

A sexual act whereby a person will take a girl from behind as she faces their bedroom window. This person’s flatemate will very discreetly come in half way through and swap whilst the original fornicator runs around the house to the window and waves at the girl who is now being “ghost ridden”.
“Dude I just got a booty call from Lauren and she sounded fairly trashed – could be a good night for ghost ride”
by superluckycat October 7, 2008
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