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eli da futball playa

a bitch who fuckes himself. Hesa bitch. He shullda die. Fuck u eli. Ura bitch. Go to hell. Suck ur own dick. We dont like u
Eli da futball playa is a bitch who should fuck himself because he has no girlfriends.
by Rando dud who luvs gemma November 3, 2018
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Future Retrospect

When you can see your gonna regret something that your gonna proceed in doing anyway.
"Man in future retrospect i should have worn a condom" in reference to seeing a squaddie mattress your about to chat up and bone.

In telling your friend over the phone you dont appeaciate the lack of support he gave over the non condom incident: "dude in future retrospect i should have slapped you harder"(next time you see him give him a slap thus confirming your future retrospect)
by Ugoindownsaka February 21, 2006
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Futtin

Oy, that laddie sure is a futtin cunt!!
by Tommyboy69 December 25, 2007
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phil of the future

a good show that airs on the disney channel, but although it airs on a kid's television network, if you read "between the lines" you will see that there are things that represent things that just shouldn't be on disney channel.
in one episode of phil of the future, "virtu-date", phil and keely take a "virtu-trip", which proves to be like an lsd trip, because they hear, smell, see, feel, and taste things that aren't real, they see amazing things, and of course, the name "virtu-trip" represents a trip and the "virtu-goggles" represent the lsd.
by noneofyobeezwax June 29, 2007
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Back to the Future Part 3

Also known as the worst of the Back to the Future films, this is a pathetic love story and pales in comparison to the quality of Part 1 and the ultimate in the trilogy - Part 2. This film tries to be a Western, a Sci Fi and a romantic comedy all in one and ZZ fucking Top are in it!
Example:

"What's up Dave you look like you're upset"

"Yeah, just seen Back to the Future Part 3 and it's shit"
by hotrodder October 6, 2006
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futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time
"Damn, that bitch is a futon"
by tomm-e January 25, 2009
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Futives

Someone who’s homies hate exoghost
Futives:Fuck exoghost. Me and my homies hate exoghost
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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