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Football

A sports game that my classmates won't stop fighting about.
you wanna play football?
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Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.
OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.
by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017
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fantasy football

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
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daddy football

When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.
Looks like another season of daddy football.
by Footballmom4life April 19, 2018
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American Football

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
by Denkire March 22, 2021
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Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011
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