you wanna play football?
by thenumberonedefintionsinfake May 31, 2023
Get the Footballmug. by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017
Get the Footballmug. The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
Get the fantasy footballmug. When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.
by Footballmom4life April 19, 2018
Get the daddy footballmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ginger Flavored Cocaine For Footballs<.7.9.7.6.>mug. American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
by Denkire March 22, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011
Get the Kung-Footballmug.