flattyitis

A particularly henious disease where one becomes savagely addicted to chasing large platycephalus fuscus, otherwise known as ‘sandbags’ or OVERSIZE Dusky Flathead. Generally the infected specimen never recovers from this and has it for life.

I used to be scared lonely and confused in life but now that I have flattyitis I can continue to go on.

by Dusky dave. July 31, 2024

Flattie

Flattie - a breast cancer survivor who has had one or both breasts removed and chose to be flat. Aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.

This breast cancer warrior is a Flattie.

by KFlattie September 21, 2023

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

flatty tatty

A way to call someone flat and ugly as in they have nothing to offer and they are annoying.

“why is bella such a flatty tatty?”

by loluwufurry October 25, 2023

floath

Can be used in many contexts and also replace its cousin 'as'. A good example is "Dekkers got the sack cause he just wasn't good enough as floath" and "better get dialling with the recipient replying "floath"

Legend has it Azavion was a legend and the knowledge should be dug real deep for as floath as flazdge as az

As az flaz flazdge gains as gains as gains as as floathnas as az azz floath

by G@1N$@$!™ January 14, 2024

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

Floater

Cockney rhyming slag for Labour Voter

Hey Jim, there go them floaters again, off to vote for the fifth time this week!

by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024