When your bedspread face prevents you from getting to dinner with your family at the best steakhouse in your vacation spot
by BillyBSevenOne June 27, 2022
Something that is messed up, broken, often to an extreme state.
When something is so F'ed in the A that you've run out of vulgarity to describe the problem.
Similar to Dumpster Fire, Trash Fire, Cluster Fuck, Flaming Pile
When something is so F'ed in the A that you've run out of vulgarity to describe the problem.
Similar to Dumpster Fire, Trash Fire, Cluster Fuck, Flaming Pile
Apple removing headphone jacks from their devices is a flaming poopy dooky of an idea
Fyre Festival was a pile of flaming poopy dookies. I hope someone goes to jail.
Fyre Festival was a pile of flaming poopy dookies. I hope someone goes to jail.
by dewy0677 February 13, 2019
A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.
Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."
by The Sidhe April 16, 2006
While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.
see turquoise
see turquoise
by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!
Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 24, 2005
by A1.sauce May 11, 2021
Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.
One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
by Dreznych December 10, 2010