Clubbed Feet

When a girl with clubbed feet tries to "beat" and "smash" your dick and balls.

Damn Daniel, what happened to ya?! I don't know Jared, I guess Alice gave me that Clubbed Feet last night!

by Urbane and Dictive December 14, 2022

Ziahs feet

Another name for a footlong sub

Person 1: i love foot long subs!
Person 2: i wish subway called them by their other name, Ziahs feet!

by Mitocondria December 19, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

feet pic

when a person takes a picture of there feet and post it online to get some dolla' bills

"Let's take a feet pic!" said James

by partyparty12 August 24, 2023

feet fisting

The act of firsting someone with your feet

Feet fisting has to hurt because it's so far up the ass

by niggaqueef38 August 27, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

by gregben September 12, 2023