Girl Fart

A phenomenon, comparable to tsunamis, empty highways, and meaningful shows on MTV. Specifically, a toot.

Guy1: Hey...Did Cindy just rip one?
Guy2: Good call man, total girl fart.

by Seanathon09 December 23, 2008

trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

by anonymous January 20, 2004

Farting Mantis

Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.

chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!

by funky rabbi December 1, 2011

Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

beef farts

That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.

His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.

While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.

by Pot sticks June 7, 2022

fart mountain

Sticking your butt in a straight line up in the air and relaxing your anus to let the air enter the buthole. Then pushing out all of the air inside of anus creating fart noise.

Conner is the best at fart mountains.

Kensie thinks fart mountains are gross, I disagree.

by NaUan! May 15, 2018