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Girl Fart

A phenomenon, comparable to tsunamis, empty highways, and meaningful shows on MTV. Specifically, a toot.
Guy1: Hey...Did Cindy just rip one?
Guy2: Good call man, total girl fart.
by Seanathon09 December 23, 2008
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trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt
Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.
by anonymous January 20, 2004
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Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"
"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"
by Papacoon January 8, 2009
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Farting Mantis

Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!
by funky rabbi December 1, 2011
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Bumblebee Fart

A bumblebee fart is a loud fart that sounds like a bumblebee flying really close to your ear on a Spring day. Everyone knows that sound when they hear it but they can't quite place it. They just know it was a really odd sounding fart.
Jackie cocked her leg up and cracked a bumblebee fart right in Jimbob's face. No one could believe it.
by Bob Tate September 6, 2017
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Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.
While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.
by Pot sticks June 7, 2022
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Click-Fart

The smallest fart you can do, which usually results in a small click noise and a repugnant odour.
"What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"
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