FOMS

Fear of Missing Sleep; the fear that going to an event will lead to less sleep.

Instead of going to the party, Nathan's FOMS took over and he decided that he wanted to sleep instead.

by flaminpittzy December 10, 2015

FOMSE

Fear of missing social events. Basically the same as FOMO, but more innovative. - Chris Murphy

I have major FOMSE when the team plans them.

by Trendsetter12345 March 21, 2016

forest plump

Someone who is awkward like Forest Gump, and is also chubby.

"Hey ladies, it's me, Forest Plump."

by Fandom Riend April 10, 2016

forest mansion

A series by Tumblr users Monowott & Fancy Chubby Cat revolving around stories & games from their childhood.

"Forest Mansion is some weird & confusing shit."

by ThatOneAssFace July 11, 2016

Forest Cap

When you have extremely nappy hair, as if a forest.

"Boy, if you don't sit your forest cap ass down!"

by Mapitout July 5, 2016

femesplainer

A natural born or self identifying female usually affiliated with thirdwavefeminist that believe males are useful only for the yucky semen that is used to impregnate other females by means of rape, via rape culture, to produce other females who similarly despise males.

These females take pride in their martyrdom associated with the weakness female attributes bring, namely: periods; bloating; PMS; poor work performance; bad moods; feeling uncomfortable; feeling oppressed; feeling virtually raped; feeling like you are a male.

Jennifer didn't complete her monthly TPS reports, she did a femesplainer by saying she couldn't concentrate because of the oppression she felt from you virtually raping her.

by Diney81 June 10, 2016

Forest or a chicken

To be a forest is to have a hairy pussy or dick. To be a chicken is to be smooth down low.

Are you a forest or a chicken?

by Chicken or forest May 22, 2016