When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought
“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”
“Distance fishing makes me so sad”
“Distance fishing makes me so sad”
by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021
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Get the fish broth mug.I had a gnarly fish picnic today with my girl because our parents don't leave us alone in our houses.
by BKreutz August 3, 2012
Get the Fish Picnic mug.It's like cat fishing but with a twist. Light fishing is the term where someone catfishes someone by taking good photos, only in good lighting, or what it's called, the golden hour.
An example of light fishing being used..
Damarion: she cute!
*has photo in good lighting*
Then..
*post photo in bad lighting*
Damarion: She mad ugly now wtf!
Damarion: she cute!
*has photo in good lighting*
Then..
*post photo in bad lighting*
Damarion: She mad ugly now wtf!
by A for amazing nai is the rest January 31, 2020
Get the Light fishing mug.A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
Get the Balloon Fish mug.1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood
2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition
2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition
1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"
2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."
2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."
by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021
Get the Lemon Fish mug.A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.
by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010
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