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Fire fuck

A chick from whom you catch an std after sexual relations.
Guy 1 "That chick by the bar sure is hot!"
Guy 2 "Stay away from that one dude, she's a fire fuck."
Guy 1 "Oh-snap, Fo real?"
by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009
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Fire in the hole

The phrase uttered by a seriously constipated person as a good-luck expression just before trying a waxy suppository for the very first time (typically one you steal from your grandma's medicine cabinet).

20 minutes later, you find out how fuckin' wise grandma actually is.
Molly: (whispering) ....Fire in the hole ....

(20 minutes later, after Molly shits her colon inside-out and rinses it in the sink)

Grandma: (Knock-knock) ....Oh, honey, run the fan and light a match.
by joedaprogramma January 8, 2013
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Goblet of Fire

A Goblet of Fire is when a girl is giving you head and right when you cum you grab her hair and yank her head back causing her to gargle the cum in her mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) in order for this to be considered the Goblet of Fire.
Hey Harry, last night I gave Hermoine the Goblet of Fire it was way killer!!
by Ronaldo Weasley July 6, 2010
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hell fire

to competely overwhelm and dominate another person, often by slamming their body until submission.
Don't mess with me! I will reign hell fire down on you!

Do you want me to give you a dose of hell fire?

I reigned hell fire on Sally and now she is taking a dirt nap.
by Kristin76 February 7, 2007
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Dumpster Fire

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something that gets progressively worse even when you're sure it can't possibly go any more wrong.
3. The Trump Administration
Fuck dude, I don't see how Trump and his minions could make this Dumpster Fire burn any hotter
by Creedford February 15, 2017
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YOU'RE FIRED

Said when you're no longer needed at a job and to be fired. Also what Donald trump AKA the trumpster says on the new hit reality show 'The apprentice."
"Omerosa, you're fired!"
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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Fire Phoenix

A phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. Only suiting is the sexual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. When one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman's slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. The burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying Blistex to a set of lips, except Blistex doesnt make a "your girlfriend's asshole" flavored product. The burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a Phoenix.
This fucking cold has been so hard on me. I can't breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. And to top it off, I got the fire phoenix from the old lady when I tried to go turd diving.
by the bird of prey February 2, 2014
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