edward cullen

edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)

by demetria_stannard. February 6, 2010

Edward Bado

and incredibly awesome person, who Allison loves beyond belief

"Edward Bado"

by Bwah! February 11, 2004

Edward's Buzzer

The best 3rd wave ska band. Totaly pwn Slip Restaurant. ;)

Edward's Buzzer gives me an erection.

by Ben Woodruff January 4, 2005

edwardfreak

when a girl is in love with edward from twilight, girls who are not in love with him, or guys who just think its weird will call her a edwardfreak, or for short E-freak.

brett: hey did you see samantha today?
Mike: yeah she is such and E-FREAK
brett: edwardfreaks will rule the world one day.. i know it...
Mike: WTF?!?!

by michael:] May 2, 2009

Edward C

To refrain from acting on one's sexual instincts due to morality, fear, self-absorption or all of the above. A reference to the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

"Some say that teaching Edward C in schools doesn't work, and that Sex Ed is much more effective."

by ChristinaChristina February 6, 2010

Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.

Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.

by Honolulu Girl November 6, 2009

Edward Frothie Hands

A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.

Mate, you should of seen Shannon playing Edward Frothie Hands - he drank them so quickly!

by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010