ear thorn

Massive amount of hair growing out of a mans ears.

John: Dude, did you see the ear thorns on that old guy?
Ron: Yea, someone needs to tell he needs a trim!

by Jeff Gamble January 15, 2008

Cue-Ear

When playing a game of pool, you jab the tip of your cue in your opponents ear whilst they are trying to play, starting softly but progressively getting harder to cause them to miss or try kill you with their cue.

"Hey Dave's on the black. Give him a cue-ear so we win."

by Paknate August 26, 2007

hip ears

when you turn your jeans front pockets inside out and they flap about your hips

person 1 - dude! that guy looks totally cool with his pockets out like that!
person 2 - i know!! i wish my hip ears were as big as his

by charlie11101988 May 22, 2007

Ear boner

It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.

Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."

by I will give you a ear boner May 22, 2017

Ear holing

When a penis is inserted through the stretched earlobe of another person for sexual pleasure

I hear she likes "ear holing"

by Boedatious January 6, 2011

Ear Wormhole

When you do a search on YouTube for a song and an after an hour of random videos you wonder WTF did you just watch.

I just did a search for that Michael Bolton video and went down an ear wormhole.

by MadmanGta February 24, 2017

stink ear

The cat version of stink eye - when their ears are lowered against their head.

i accidently stepped on my cat's tail and he's been giving me stink ears all day.

by cyndij November 19, 2010