Ear boner

It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.

Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."

by I will give you a ear boner May 22, 2017

Cue-Ear

When playing a game of pool, you jab the tip of your cue in your opponents ear whilst they are trying to play, starting softly but progressively getting harder to cause them to miss or try kill you with their cue.

"Hey Dave's on the black. Give him a cue-ear so we win."

by Paknate August 26, 2007

Ear holing

When a penis is inserted through the stretched earlobe of another person for sexual pleasure

I hear she likes "ear holing"

by Boedatious January 6, 2011

Ear Wormhole

When you do a search on YouTube for a song and an after an hour of random videos you wonder WTF did you just watch.

I just did a search for that Michael Bolton video and went down an ear wormhole.

by MadmanGta February 24, 2017

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by stdjsc15 August 22, 2007

ear thorn

Massive amount of hair growing out of a mans ears.

John: Dude, did you see the ear thorns on that old guy?
Ron: Yea, someone needs to tell he needs a trim!

by Jeff Gamble January 15, 2008

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by lord doom September 21, 2007